A caller raises a baby for 7 months before finding out he’s not the father. 

Then I talk to a final caller about living in the woods, an Osama Bin Ladin slot machine, and alcoholism. Not necessarily in that order. 

Shit. I spilled my juice. I am a gecko.

“I FOUND OUT MY BABY WASN’T MINE”

An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever to get a notification for when I am taking calls. I am usually live Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays but lately a lot of other times too. I am a gecko.

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A caller on a family vacation opens up about her intense relationship with drugs, getting sober, hooking up at rehab, and how PCP changed her life (for the better?).

Afterwards a pizza guy ponders his mortality with me and a casino janitor chats about her hesitations regarding her new rich boyfriend.

We have a winner. I am a gecko.

“PCP TURNED MY LIFE AROUND”

A caller debates whether or not to continue financially supporting her boyfriend and also whether or not to let her mom back into her life after she tried to poison her.

Later I talk to a chef about an illegal restaurant he’s running and a final caller struggles to navigate his newly formed polyamorous relationship.

Paint the walls of your house green. I am a gecko.

“I’M FINANCIALLY SUPPORTING MY BF"

A caller in the midst of a break up debates whether or not to burn his ex’s family photos.

Then a driving instructor talks about road rage and whether or not kids should drive high, and a final caller confronts her underwhelming feelings after finally losing her virginity at 24.

Try to do at least one back flip today. I am a gecko.

“I STOLE HER FAMILY PHOTOS”

A caller tells me how he overcame his obsession with spending money on cam girls. Then I help him set up a Roth IRA.

Afterwards a caller reveals why they feel so paralyzed in their relationship of 8 years.

It sounds nice to be a bird. I am a gecko.

“I FOUND OUT MY BABY WASN’T MINE”

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