PORTAL WIVES: Do Who's Best For Bama

We did try to tell y'all what a kicked Bama hive is like. In case you didn't heed our warnings, you're about to find out

Why you shouldn't play Settlers of Catan with Will Muschamp

The one coach we'd all allow to date our moms

How 9WINDIANA became the cradle of championships 

A call for Ohio State opinions we definitely will not live to regret

Who will be the first 12-team playoff program to fire its coach?

For no reason at all, a history of ten-win Alabama football teams, and how everything worked out just fine for all of them

What will NCAA enforcement make of New Bama, and does it matter one bit?

Counting states that suffer life without Bass Pro Shops

Community service project: let’s fix Ross Bjork’s wiki page

Today’s theme song was arranged and performed by Wes Hunt

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