Jane Coaston joins us this week to discuss baseball, gambling in sports, Twilight Imperium, and other tribulations

How our love of skating will scupper any chances we ever go to Mars

USC students' current level of Grinch awareness

Kids these days, in general

An update on Channel 6's Dumb Bitches of History bracket

This week's theme song arranged and performed by Trey McClure

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Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io, if you dare

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The Graceful Aging Episode

The Shutdown Fullcast, the world's only college football podcast, is only about college football when there are no weirder topics available. However, there are not many topics weirder than college football. Hosted by Spencer Hall, Jason Kirk, and friends.

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LIVE FROM INDY 

Featuring guest star and car baron Alanis King 

We review important facts about Indianapolis, aka the City of LIghts 

Tercel: Actually a good name, once you say it out loud 

A LONG LIST OF YOUR BEST AUTOMOTIVE DISASTERS 

The crowd takes on Spencer in trivia with questions Ryan wrote, wonder how that's gonna go 


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AUTOMOTIVE DISASTERS, LIVE FROM INDIANAPOLIS

Spencer offers up the legal defense of "I forgot" 

Hard truths told about the site of this weekend's live Fullcast, Indianapolis  

It's nice! Please don't tell anyone! 

Also we're hanging out at the Michigan Public LIbrary this weekend, fall through

Fight songs are reviewed even though no one knows the words to them 

What fight song respectfully refuses to say the sacred name of a dog god? 

What fight song could double as a mid-show Gilbert and Sullivan number? 

What fight song could double as a terrifying Central Asian national anthem? 

What fight song came from a decade where everyone was clearly having too good a time? 

We're all watching the J-Lo movie where she pilots a mech 


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AND THE SQUEAL OF THE PIG SHALL FLOAT ON THE AIR

Kenny Rogers real estate, roasted

Orcas are back! Don’t see them? Look under your boat!

A historical trip down Kicking Horse River

The crew spends an afternoon in the Hades Club, finding unders to hammer next season

Spencer debuts a horrific new voice

A ten- minute grocery store episode erupts about halfway through here

A high-stakes episode of podcast business

Anointing ourselves lifelong Kansas Jayhawks fans

An exciting new promo opportunity for Gus Johnson

This week's theme song arranged and performed by Wes Hunt

Follow Jason's work and upcoming book-related appearances on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and elsewhere at jasonkirk.fyi


Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io, if you dare

Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcasts, We're Not All Like This and Buried Treasure, wherever finer podcasts are placed

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What If Your Boat Loved Carrots: Betting College Football’s 2024 Unders

The crew establishes an alliance with a Grey's Anatomy alum and develops a feud against an Avenger

A rundown of other people, institutions, internal demons, and inanimate objects we are currently in fights with

A review of what in the hell happened at Ohio State's graduation

A reminder that we are all available for hire as commencement speakers, except Ryan

Ric Flair having a normal one at the pizza place

Introducing Jason as Jungle Jack Hanna

More news about our upcoming summer live tour!

This week's theme song arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham

Follow Jason's work and upcoming book-related appearances on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and elsewhere at jasonkirk.fyi


Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io, if you dare

Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcast, We're Not All Like This, wherever finer podcasts are placed

Purchase only the finest merch at sunny preownedairboats.com



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THE FEUDS EPISODE, feat. Commencement Speaker Gravedigger

- Three live shows announced, including a Carb Day trip to Indianapolis with Homefield Apparel (find out more at preownedairboats.com)
- An important update from a medical professional on the subject of injecting mashed potatoes into your circulatory system
- Nothing can stop Drake from his first love: shopping
- Briefly imagining Jerry Seinfeld at the Apollo 
- The difference between an irresponsible prediction and a bold one
- Spencer says this SEC team that won 10 games last season is only winning four this year
- Jason presents the most painful way Florida can wind up firing Billy Napier
- And other unhinged suggestions from readers like you
- This week's theme song arranged and performed by Becca Lynch
- Follow Jason's work and upcoming book-related appearances on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and elsewhere at jasonkirk.fyi
- Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io, if you dare
- Listen to Ryan and Surber's other podcast, We're Not All Like This, wherever finer podcasts are placed
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The Graceful Aging Episode

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