Secrets come to life as we find out that Schwartz made out with Scheana when Katie and Tom were already together plus Jo is bullied and Sandoval tries to get Ariana out of the house.

Vanderpump Rules: S11 E9: Sloppy Joe

Stefanie Wilder Taylor (For Crying Out Loud, Bored AF) and Cecily Knobler relentlessly mock the crazy kids of The Bachelor, The Bachelorette, and Bachelor in Paradise. We snark because we love. Find our bonus episodes and full archives at http://patreon.com/rosepricks

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In these next two episodes of Love in Paradise, Luke wants Madface to sign a prenup and she wants the biggest wedding EVER! Adriano wants a woman to cook for him plus have all the threesomes and Alex wants Adriano to covert to Christianity, Kyle wants to spread his seed and Ani would prefer not to get an STD and Shawn and Alliya are perfect!Head on down to your local Tropical Smoothie Cafe and grab a mocktail why dontcha?

Love in Paradise: S4 E5&6: You Need Jesus

It's Janet's basic baby shower and all the ladies are excited. Meanwhile the men folk drink like crazy while out on boats, you know, like men do! Michelle and Jesse continue to be the couple we like the least but Danny and Nia show us there are definitely cracks beneath the surface of their polished veneer. Come on down to Tropical Smoothe Cafe on May 29th for a free 12 oz. smoothie if you bring your flip flops! They have over 1400 locations nationwide!

The Valley: S1 E11: I Hate That For You

In this packed final reunion episode, Lala's jealously is on full display, Scheana people pleases Lala and our love for Ariana is set in stone. Plus, Katie is the hero we all need and Andy asks all the right questions.Tropical Smoothie Cafe: Head on over for National Flip Flop Day May 29th for a free 12 oz smoothie if you bring flip flops!

Vanderpump Rules: S11 E18: Reunion Part 3: Lala Unloads

Buckle up y'all! Ann Maddox (the true star of Vanderpump Rules) and the amazing Amanda Lifford (formally of The Vialll Files) join us for a heart to heart about NDAs, reality TV, dating life, comedy and everything in between. Join us to meet these two lovely hosts of the podcast We Signed an NDA. You won't be sorry (and it's lawyer approved!)

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In this episode 3 & 4 mashup, we learn that Kyle is determined to keep on selliing sperm, Adriano is determined to keep on selling the idea that threesomes are awesome and Luke has cashed in his retirement for sunglasses. This definitely can't go wrong.

Vanderpump Rules: S11 E9: Sloppy Joe

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